1. 00:23 27th May 2013

    Notes: 51196

    Reblogged from dnotive

    seifukucat:

    a flight attendant bursts into the cabin

    “is there a nerd on board?! terrorists have hijacked this plane and refuse to land safely unless somebody explains the plot of neon genesis evangelion to them”


    “finally” i think as i raise my hand “my time to shine”

     
  2. 00:11 14th May 2013

    Notes: 28166

    Reblogged from anus

     
  3. 00:09

    Notes: 3420

    Reblogged from thesixmilliondollarman

    nintendofunclub:

dennys:

Mom, thanks for teaching me independence and responsibility. 

the dennys tumblr confuses the hell outta me.

    nintendofunclub:

    dennys:

    Mom, thanks for teaching me independence and responsibility. 

    the dennys tumblr confuses the hell outta me.

     
  4. 23:25 12th May 2013

    Notes: 46353

    Reblogged from unfollower

    vgkait:

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.
Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?
They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”
The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.
After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.
To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.
It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

    vgkait:

    It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.

    Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?

    They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”

    The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.

    After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.

    To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.

    It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

     
  5. 23:15

    Notes: 9833

    Reblogged from burntnorass

    bobbymoynihan:

    liv2luvnluv2liv:

    bobbymoynihan:

    yeah, but where’s FATHER’S day???

    June.

    image

    (Source: jonbutter)

     
  6. 23:15

    Notes: 14000

    Reblogged from burntnorass

    1. a summary of my thoughts while watching puella magi madoka magica
    2. episode 1: when is madoka going to turn into a magical girl
    3. episode 2: when is madoka going to turn into a magical girl
    4. episode 3: when is madoka going to turn into a magical girl
    5. episode 4: when is madoka going to turn into a magical girl
    6. episode 5: when is madoka going to turn into a magical girl
    7. episode 6: when is madoka going to turn into a magical girl
    8. episode 7: when is madoka going to turn into a magical girl
    9. episode 8: when is madoka going to turn into a magical girl
    10. episode 9: when is madoka going to turn into a magical girl
    11. episode 10: when is madoka going to turn into a magical girl
    12. episode 11: when is madoka going to turn into a magical girl
    13. episode 12: SHIT
     
  7. 14:08

    Notes: 128852

    Reblogged from shriekajika-deactivated20140402

    (Source: batreaux)

     
  8. 14:07

    Notes: 8

    Reblogged from knowyournewmeme

    knowyournewmeme:

    know your new meme:

    um ok first off this is a gay vid. second do u think this is funny???? u must have no life and thats just sad bro. go find a pusy and fuk it dude ur so fukin gay. lil pussy no life bitch sits on the computer al day and make this gay junk. get a girlfrind dude even tho ur probably like dick in your mouth every nite. u probly fuk dogs u lil fagot ur just a lil pussy bich. grow a fukin pair of balls u pussy faggot. u probly cant even fukin walk outside u lil fukin fagot bich. ur a lil bich dude a l

     
  9. shikajika:

    product design: Eggos™. write all your positive, self-affirming aspects on the Eggo™ and throw it out the fuckign window. throw it in the garden, throw it in the garbage, throw it onto a busy intersection. it will fucking break. crush your own Eggo™ you are worthless

     
  10. 22:21

    Notes: 9

    Reblogged from shriekajika-deactivated20140402

    shikajika:

    light & dark forms

     
  11. 16:07

    Notes: 1100

    Reblogged from mineralists

    image: Download

    mineralists:

Wulfenite on Limonite MatrixWhim Creek Copper Mine, Australia

    mineralists:

    Wulfenite on Limonite Matrix
    Whim Creek Copper Mine, Australia

     
  12. 16:02

    Notes: 221633

    Reblogged from thesixmilliondollarman

    Tags: i dont

    chlotana:

    baby-youremyliquor:

    chlotana:

    why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper

    I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?

    literally what the fuck

     
  13. 12:18

    Notes: 7533

    Reblogged from jetgreguar

    image: Download

    jetgreguar:

zebrathinker:

tentacrab:

YOU CAN FUCKING CUSTOMIZE YOUR CHARACTER AND RIDE A GODDAMN POKEMON I’M SO EXCITED YOU GUYS

HEAVY BREATHING
this is all i’ve ever wanted!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

I’ve wanted customization for years and its super nice to see it finally being implemented aaaaa

    jetgreguar:

    zebrathinker:

    tentacrab:

    YOU CAN FUCKING CUSTOMIZE YOUR CHARACTER AND RIDE A GODDAMN POKEMON I’M SO EXCITED YOU GUYS

    HEAVY BREATHING

    this is all i’ve ever wanted!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

    I’ve wanted customization for years and its super nice to see it finally being implemented aaaaa

     
  14. 00:50 10th May 2013

    Notes: 62896

    Reblogged from anus

    image: Download

     
  15. still can’t get over the fact that in the beginning of mean girls, cady assured everyone that she was “kay-dee,” not “catty”
    but by the end she wound up becoming a catty bitch