yeah, but where’s FATHER’S day???
June.
Mom, thanks for teaching me independence and responsibility.
the dennys tumblr confuses the hell outta me.
It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.
Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?
They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”
The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.
After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.
To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.
It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.
yeah, but where’s FATHER’S day???
June.
(Source: batreaux)
know your new meme:
um ok first off this is a gay vid. second do u think this is funny???? u must have no life and thats just sad bro. go find a pusy and fuk it dude ur so fukin gay. lil pussy no life bitch sits on the computer al day and make this gay junk. get a girlfrind dude even tho ur probably like dick in your mouth every nite. u probly fuk dogs u lil fagot ur just a lil pussy bich. grow a fukin pair of balls u pussy faggot. u probly cant even fukin walk outside u lil fukin fagot bich. ur a lil bich dude a l
product design: Eggos™. write all your positive, self-affirming aspects on the Eggo™ and throw it out the fuckign window. throw it in the garden, throw it in the garbage, throw it onto a busy intersection. it will fucking break. crush your own Eggo™ you are worthless
light & dark forms
Wulfenite on Limonite Matrix
Whim Creek Copper Mine, Australia
why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper
I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?
literally what the fuck
YOU CAN FUCKING CUSTOMIZE YOUR CHARACTER AND RIDE A GODDAMN POKEMON I’M SO EXCITED YOU GUYS
HEAVY BREATHING
this is all i’ve ever wanted!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
I’ve wanted customization for years and its super nice to see it finally being implemented aaaaa
(Source: lindsaylohanthony)
still can’t get over the fact that in the beginning of mean girls, cady assured everyone that she was “kay-dee,” not “catty”
but by the end she wound up becoming a catty bitch
it’s cara-mel not car-mel and if you disagree you can go to caramhell